DeSean Jackson: Please Fuck Yourself (At Least Until This Sunday)

My quest for the worst possible opening to a Fantasy Football season continues. First, my starting QB and #1 draft pick (5th overall) goes down with a season ending injury 8 minutes into Game 1. Next, my suicide pool pick Jacksonville can't beat a Tennessee team whose QB tandem has been described in the past with the following terms: suicidal, racist, quixotic, alcoholic.

Then, well, this happened:






Fortunately, things most assuredly can't get worse. I think.