It's My Civic Duty To Try And Get Out Of My Civic Duty
I have jury duty tomorrow. Grand Jury jury duty (Grand Jury Duty?).
Negatives: Uh, it's Jury Duty. I have no idea where the court is or where to park. There's the possibility I could be chosen to sit at random for a period of several months. Fuck.
Positives: I don't have to work during Monday Night Football. The inevitable Grand Jury Duty Live Blog that gets me tossed from the case.