CNN, You Have Got To Be Kidding Me
So I return home from the gym, only to find out that Anna Nicole Smith died. My thoughts ranged from 'Good' to 'Who cares?' to 'Holy fucking shit, CNN gave her an obituary headshot on their front fucking page'.
This should never, under any circumstance happen when the first three words of the obit are "Reality TV star". Being involved in a court case and having your own reality show doesn't make it grounds for garnering front page obituaries on one of the most trusted news sources in America. If that's the case, expect breaking news cut-ins, when Richard Hatch dies by feltching motor oil from Gay Robot. He won a reality show and lost a federal court case. He's soooo famous.
You gotta be kidding me.