Sports montages with creepy overtones are all the rage (YouTube 'Tom Brady'), but this takes the cake. My friend Justin sent this over to me and claims he was "just surfing Cristiano Ronaldo highlight videos" when he found it. Sure. My favorite part are the scissor moves synched up to the string section around the 2:00 mark. Also, you'll notice, he doesnt even score in the video! Whatever the case, I bet this wasn't edited by Wayne Rooney (but I'm not counting out Ashley Cole).